Don’t read this if you are a pedophile and/or zdeno chara.
Who are you?
I am God.
How old are you?
I am KESLER years old.
Where are you from, bro?
Tyler Seguin and Rick Nash land.
Are you single?
No I’m in a complicated relationship with Alain Vigneault
Are the Canucks your favourite team?
No shit, sherlock.
Why is Luongo the best?
Because you are not.
What other teams do you like?
Penguins, Leafs, Flyers, Rangers..
Are you a puckbunny?
Why do you like the Canucks more than the Leafs?
Because Bobby Lu owns my soul.
What kind of music do you like?
Mainly rock (alternative), but I’m pretty open to new stuff.
What are your favourite bands?
Avenged Sevenfold,Billy Talent, Rise Against, Muse, Lifehouse, Foo Fighters, All Time Low, Coldplay, Breaking Benjamin, Paramore, The Pretty Reckless, Paper Route, Parachute, Metronomy, Paper Lions, Simple Plan etc;
What are your favourite TV shows?
Supernatural, Glee, Nikita, American Horror Story, New Girl, Criminal Minds, White Collar, Pretty Little Liars, The Big Bang Theory, The Office and many more (I WATCH WAY TOO MANY SHOWS)
Other stuff?
I’m a vegetarian. I love French. Pasta is my favourite. I LOVE Anime. I really want to travel and I love history.
